This week in your Smerch St. News

Two songs recorded three in the works, One of the tracks that is in the works titled "Fight to See" will hopefully have a featured artist, the (muthafuckin) BLB. Mr. John Hazen said he is all for it and will see how things go when he gets back to the midwest. Although J Forest is on the other side of the world, he still seemed enthusiastic. Keep on the lookout for more Cherch of Smerch originals and covers.

A most successful party thrown by the elder Smerch's was held this past Saturday, which was easily the rowdiest party thrown in a long time. It was he first time in my lifetime I witnessed my father puking from drinking too much. Fuck yeah.

And now weather,

its still cold outside and I fucking hate it.

And now sports

Bears finally squeeze out a win after a rough couple of weeks. They still have to win the next three games in order to place for the post-season, our prayers are with them.

This just in!-
-- It has been confirmed that instead of the normal White Sox season taking place at U.S. Cellular field, numerous reinactments of the Cubs losing will be performed during all the regularly scheduled games ....because clearly...

...that's all that Sox fans care about.