The much debated Toilet Seat debacle, let's see what our columnists had to say...
Danny: Honestly, relationships are all about making sacrifices, and this should be a very small one. Guys, all you have to do is just put it back down, that's it. It's a small amount of effort for a small request. This shouldn't be a big deal, most guys are too stubborn or too full of pride to honor this small detail, just know that this can be skimmed over easily if you just make the effort.
Smerch: I agree with Danny in that this should not be a big deal, but not in the same way. It shouldn't be a big deal because both men and women have the power to move the toilet seat... and if we forget, just move it yourselves. Seriously there are some stupid issues and this is one of the big ones. Ladies, we know you don't like this, and we don't always mean to leave it up, but you have to understand.... most of us males have been leaving the seat up since we learned how to pee. Relationships ARE about making sacrifices, and sometimes that means the man in the relationship has to start remembering to put the seat back down... and sometimes it means that the woman has to let it go, and bring the seat back down by herself.
D Streetz: Aww heeeell naww. Fuck this shit. Dont even get up in my face about this shit. Last bitch that tried to tell me to put the seat back down... well, she got a lil taste of some D Streetz BACKHAND, know what im sayin? We all know they is just jealous that they gotta sit down every time they urinate. Bitches, don't be hatin just cause we got it easier than you, and definitely dont get up in my grill about it. Waste of my time.
Monday, October 19
Thursday, October 15
Man Vs. Woman
I came across this article today while avoiding studying and I couldn't help but just think of how pathetic our "rules" of society have become. Everyone is different in their own way, but of course that doesn't stop the ridiculous amounts of "advice" columns in todays newspapers and magazines. Here's the article:
"Should she offer to pay?
She Said:
If he asked her out, no. If she asked him out, yes (or at the very least offer). If a couple has been on several dates, the woman should insist on paying here and there. Men like to wine and dine women, but they also like it when a woman steps in and does something nice for them. When a woman pays the bill, it says “I like you and I want to do something nice for you.”
He Said:
We do think this is a sweet gesture and it goes a long way as to the type of woman you are if you do offer to pay. This is a potential indication as to how high maintenance you are going to be, depending on how many dates we have been on. Of course we will not let you pay until we are at a comfortable relationship stage that is well beyond the initial stages of dating. Ladies, if you do want to do something sweet, as far as a dinner is concerned, surprise us and grab carry out from somewhere. This does not make us feel the pressure to always pay and shows you are willing to pay for dinner occasionally. A very kind gesture in which we are not put in a situation where we feel like we have to offer to pay."
--Now both sides have valid points, but to me... its just silly. Unless you haven't had a date in a long time or have difficulty understanding the opposite sex (i guess you could resort to advice columns), you should be able to figure things out in your own unique way.
That being said, I've decided to come up with my own little advice column. Men buying dinner wasn't the only issue addressed, topics such as "the phone call" and "leaving the toilet seat up" will be discussed. And as I stumble upon more "grand questions" I will be posting the question and giving my input... right here in this very blog.
But then I got to thinking... it would be somewhat hypocritical to make fun of advice columns, and then start one of my own.
Now I'm really excited for this and have no intention of putting it to a halt... so I've decided to separate my advice column from others in a fun way.
With each issue or topic addressed, I will adopt three different personalities to respond to the topic at hand. Let's meet them, shall we?
"Danny":
--A "nice" guy. Very affected by all the romantic comedies he watched while growing up. Is dead set on the fact that if you are nice, sweet, and sensitive to the ladies, you will find the one you are looking for. Unfortunately this outlook has been the result of Danny getting almost no ass whatsoever. It has gotten him slight respect among women. But his male friends would say he has "no balls" and "probably hasn't made it to third base". Despite this, he gets by in life very well, though he may not get a lot of action, he has respect on his side.
Smerch:
--Tries very hard to view things objectively. Though he still has a very male outlook, he attempts to see things from both sides of the issue. The problem is, a male doesn't know exactly how women think. He knows that in order to get ass, you must be an asshole, and if you care for someone, treat them nicely. Gets mixed reviews from men and women.
D Streetz:
--A badass mofo that leaned early to fuck bitches and get money. D Streetz dont take shit from no one. He was dumped early in life by a major slut, and he soon figured out that just by being his cocky ass self, he has gotten a lot of (as he would say) "pusssaaayy". His attitude has earned him a lot of disrespect especially from the female community, but that doesn't stop him from getting with their hot friends. He will load a girl up with drinks, take her home, get busy, (before waking her up he makes sure that she does not have his number in her phone) and give her the boot at nine am and give her no cab fare.
Now that we know our columnists... let's see what they have to say in regards to the whole dinner thing.
"Should she offer to pay?
Danny: "Oh no, I mean, maayybe if they have been together for a while but even then that should not be the way it works. A man should sweep her off her feet and treat her right no matter what. Especially when it comes to paying for dinner. Pick up that tab, and you pick up that respect."
Smerch: "Honestly it shouldn't matter. If you are comfortable with the person you should be able to discuss things like this openly. Maybe if it is the first date, but even then most women are very reasonable and often splitting the bill is no big deal. If you've been dating for a while, it would be nice to do something nice for her and pay the bill, but there are far more important issues. Guys, ladies, don't loose sleep over this issue."
D Streetz: "Heeeell yeeaa she should offer to pay, if she dont... she dont know who I am. I am D STREETZ MUTHA FUCKA. The only way I will pay for a bitches dinner is if she a straight up hooker. But D Streetz don't pay for no sack attack, he earn it on his own time, you feel me?
And fellas, what the hell you doin wining and dining this ho anyway?? You know that chicken fettuccine alfredo ain't gonna loosen up them pants. You know what does? Alcohol. And a lot of it. Ask them girls out to a bar, so if the one you've been eyein turns out to be stuck up, you can move in on one of her skanky ass friends. Theres always the skanky one. Always."
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Keep an eye on Smerch St and look forward to hearing more from Danny, Smerch, and D Streetz.
"Should she offer to pay?
She Said:
If he asked her out, no. If she asked him out, yes (or at the very least offer). If a couple has been on several dates, the woman should insist on paying here and there. Men like to wine and dine women, but they also like it when a woman steps in and does something nice for them. When a woman pays the bill, it says “I like you and I want to do something nice for you.”
He Said:
We do think this is a sweet gesture and it goes a long way as to the type of woman you are if you do offer to pay. This is a potential indication as to how high maintenance you are going to be, depending on how many dates we have been on. Of course we will not let you pay until we are at a comfortable relationship stage that is well beyond the initial stages of dating. Ladies, if you do want to do something sweet, as far as a dinner is concerned, surprise us and grab carry out from somewhere. This does not make us feel the pressure to always pay and shows you are willing to pay for dinner occasionally. A very kind gesture in which we are not put in a situation where we feel like we have to offer to pay."
--Now both sides have valid points, but to me... its just silly. Unless you haven't had a date in a long time or have difficulty understanding the opposite sex (i guess you could resort to advice columns), you should be able to figure things out in your own unique way.
That being said, I've decided to come up with my own little advice column. Men buying dinner wasn't the only issue addressed, topics such as "the phone call" and "leaving the toilet seat up" will be discussed. And as I stumble upon more "grand questions" I will be posting the question and giving my input... right here in this very blog.
But then I got to thinking... it would be somewhat hypocritical to make fun of advice columns, and then start one of my own.
Now I'm really excited for this and have no intention of putting it to a halt... so I've decided to separate my advice column from others in a fun way.
With each issue or topic addressed, I will adopt three different personalities to respond to the topic at hand. Let's meet them, shall we?
"Danny":
--A "nice" guy. Very affected by all the romantic comedies he watched while growing up. Is dead set on the fact that if you are nice, sweet, and sensitive to the ladies, you will find the one you are looking for. Unfortunately this outlook has been the result of Danny getting almost no ass whatsoever. It has gotten him slight respect among women. But his male friends would say he has "no balls" and "probably hasn't made it to third base". Despite this, he gets by in life very well, though he may not get a lot of action, he has respect on his side.
Smerch:
--Tries very hard to view things objectively. Though he still has a very male outlook, he attempts to see things from both sides of the issue. The problem is, a male doesn't know exactly how women think. He knows that in order to get ass, you must be an asshole, and if you care for someone, treat them nicely. Gets mixed reviews from men and women.
D Streetz:
--A badass mofo that leaned early to fuck bitches and get money. D Streetz dont take shit from no one. He was dumped early in life by a major slut, and he soon figured out that just by being his cocky ass self, he has gotten a lot of (as he would say) "pusssaaayy". His attitude has earned him a lot of disrespect especially from the female community, but that doesn't stop him from getting with their hot friends. He will load a girl up with drinks, take her home, get busy, (before waking her up he makes sure that she does not have his number in her phone) and give her the boot at nine am and give her no cab fare.
Now that we know our columnists... let's see what they have to say in regards to the whole dinner thing.
"Should she offer to pay?
Danny: "Oh no, I mean, maayybe if they have been together for a while but even then that should not be the way it works. A man should sweep her off her feet and treat her right no matter what. Especially when it comes to paying for dinner. Pick up that tab, and you pick up that respect."
Smerch: "Honestly it shouldn't matter. If you are comfortable with the person you should be able to discuss things like this openly. Maybe if it is the first date, but even then most women are very reasonable and often splitting the bill is no big deal. If you've been dating for a while, it would be nice to do something nice for her and pay the bill, but there are far more important issues. Guys, ladies, don't loose sleep over this issue."
D Streetz: "Heeeell yeeaa she should offer to pay, if she dont... she dont know who I am. I am D STREETZ MUTHA FUCKA. The only way I will pay for a bitches dinner is if she a straight up hooker. But D Streetz don't pay for no sack attack, he earn it on his own time, you feel me?
And fellas, what the hell you doin wining and dining this ho anyway?? You know that chicken fettuccine alfredo ain't gonna loosen up them pants. You know what does? Alcohol. And a lot of it. Ask them girls out to a bar, so if the one you've been eyein turns out to be stuck up, you can move in on one of her skanky ass friends. Theres always the skanky one. Always."
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Keep an eye on Smerch St and look forward to hearing more from Danny, Smerch, and D Streetz.
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